Nine characters in the film are frank monologues about their profession. Outrageous artist (a woman who paints pictures with her breasts), an extravagant disinfector (a real Mozart of exterminating cockroaches and rats), a film critic (a very narrow specialist), a wedding planner (a very general specialist), an actress-singer (practically Marilyn Monroe), a fashion model (posing without clothes), weapons specialist (Russian Terminator), psychologist (specialist in healing the injuries of the mysterious Russian soul).